we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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