your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
