Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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