I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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