i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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