his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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