I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
