I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Randomize
