Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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