I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Randomize
