Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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