You work out of a Hotel?
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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