As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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