It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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