You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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