i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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