yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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