It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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