What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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