I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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