it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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