So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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