I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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