I swear she didn't look like that last week.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize