So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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