I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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