I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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