We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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