when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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