I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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