do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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