Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize
