He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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