I heard we made out
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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