OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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