i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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