ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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