He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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