Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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