I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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