Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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