I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
