I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Randomize
