at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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