Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
