You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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