it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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