thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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