it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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