it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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