I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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