My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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