For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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