I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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