Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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